Do it. Do it out of spite. Would John Trower have been good at defense?
Ulysses Grant was a good drunk.
Poor Alison obviously has “daddy” issues. Then again, since she inherited Schmuckie’s (complete lack of good) looks, she is probably justified in those feelings.
How appropriate that the wedding photos were taken over an EPA Superfund HazMat cleanup site, the contents of which are far less toxic than any of the gibberish Shumckie spews.