[ronnie raygun]

“child development specialists into your home, if you are found to be teaching your children things that are not of the state we will remove them, we will also be casing the joint to see if you have fire arms, and questioning your parents on politics and their beliefs

[blackdog]

Every physician's visit during the Obama years included lead in and then intrusive personal questions. Smoke detectors in house? How many drinks per day? How many guns so you have? Are they kept locked? Are your children alone after school? Do you do any drugs? Etc....

After the second go around I responded with, "No smoke detectors, don't believe in them. I drink ten beers a day and ten shots. We are armed to the teeth. I shoot up heroin twice a day, and smoke meth to wake up."

"Any other dumb questions?" They never asked again.