Here’s the “kicker”.
:: Can I have a handful of friends over?
No. All public and private gatherings of any number of people occurring among persons not part of a single household are prohibited. ::
1A: “...abridging...the right of the people peaceably to assemble.”
Sticky wicket, eh, what?
We had some friends over, and we live in Michigan. Am I stupid for doing so?
I question the validity of this being a criminal offense. It was never voted on by the house or senate. So I don’t think that this would stick if you fought it in court.