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1 posted on 03/25/2020 12:45:39 PM PDT by Red Badger
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“Man who licked products at Walmart charged with terror threat”

That sounds fair.


2 posted on 03/25/2020 12:47:09 PM PDT by vladimir998 ( Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
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Probably a BERNIE SANDERS SUPPORTER!! He’s 26 and has the mentality of a 2 yr old.


3 posted on 03/25/2020 12:49:16 PM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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Its only because we, as a society, cant take jack-asses like this out behind the school and beat the crap out of them anymore, that we have to let our legal system handle it. By the time he’s paid all his attorneys fees, the state mandatory anger management or other training, and possibly done time, he will wish he could have just taken a beating.


4 posted on 03/25/2020 12:51:31 PM PDT by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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Charge him for everything he potentially contaminated


5 posted on 03/25/2020 12:53:36 PM PDT by DYngbld (I have read the back of the Book and we WIN!!!! (this post approved by the NSA))
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Do I remember reading that certain state or city groups are proposing NOT making it a crime for an IDS infectee to have sex with a partner and neglect to tell them that they are infected?

One of N liberal double standards, and when we talk N, we talk a very large number.


6 posted on 03/25/2020 12:54:32 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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Every job interview he walks into, Cory will see the Manager sitting at a desk, looking at this video of him licking products at Walmart.

The Manager will turn to him and ask;
“I have one question before we begin the interview; Is this you licking all those packages? Your answer may or may not affect the result of this interview.”

“Yes, but I don’t do that no more. My girlfriend just broke up with me and...”

“I see. Thank you, Mr. Pfister for your interest in applying to our company. We will contact you if your background is useful.
This interview is, for all purposes, now concluded.
Have a nice day!”


9 posted on 03/25/2020 1:05:57 PM PDT by lee martell
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He needs to call Jussie for advice.


10 posted on 03/25/2020 1:21:49 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (Epstein pulled a Carradine, the bozo.)
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Anything for his 15 minutes of fame I guess. Play stupid games, win life changing prizes.


11 posted on 03/25/2020 1:22:51 PM PDT by Slainte
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I think I’ve read somewhere that he has tested positive for the Wuhan Flu.


12 posted on 03/25/2020 1:26:38 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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An all-expenses-paid 30 day trip to New York to work in a Kung Flu ward, cleaning bedpans, washing soiled laundry, etc. No mask or gloves allowed.

If he’s a real good boy, renew him for the duration of the pandemic.


14 posted on 03/25/2020 1:28:26 PM PDT by Ratman0823 (This tagline is a Corona Virus and Lime Disease-free zone.)
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Some day I and my fellow boomers will be dead, and the millennials will take over. I fear for my progeny.


15 posted on 03/25/2020 1:33:52 PM PDT by Hazwaste (Democrats are like slinkies. Only good for pushing down stairs.)
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These vile scum need to be given a beat down.


17 posted on 03/25/2020 1:36:20 PM PDT by shanover (...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
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A shining star in the Millennial generation?


23 posted on 03/25/2020 2:01:56 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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Real funny, Junior. Slap!


25 posted on 03/25/2020 2:05:17 PM PDT by windsorknot
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Cut his tongue out. Maybe some muzzlems could do it.


26 posted on 03/25/2020 2:21:43 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault (Kill-googl,TWTR,FCBK,NYT,WaPo,Hwd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antfa,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA,ARP)
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His last name is Pfister? Oh, his cellmates will have fun with that.


27 posted on 03/25/2020 2:22:47 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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What? It's a white guy?


28 posted on 03/25/2020 2:23:22 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault (Kill-googl,TWTR,FCBK,NYT,WaPo,Hwd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antfa,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA,ARP)
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If he caught the virus while licking stuff..let him suffer.


30 posted on 03/25/2020 2:27:54 PM PDT by Leep (Everyday is Trump Day!)
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