[billorites]

10. Avoid all eye contact.

11. Don't fall asleep with the TV on

[period end of story]

Solitary confinement is starting to look good.

[Edward Teach]

Restricting the movement of sick people is called quarantine.
Restricting the movement of healthy people is called tyranny.

[dljordan]

This is getting to be very cult like.

[Rockingham]

Aw, hell, why not just treat it like a long holiday weekend with nothing to do except catch up on sleep and binge watch TV?

[Cedar]

There was a time when people didn’t need to be told such common-sense things as this.

[2banana]

Practice yelling “Get off my lawn!”

[Socon-Econ]

What we need are tips on how to convince our lawmakers to end this hysteria, not tips on how to get the best out of our house arrest.

[Mr. Jeeves]

And FR is to take advice from a man who admits to panic attacks, recommends counseling, and speaks admiringly of Barack Obama? :)

I think most conservatives know how to handle being by ourselves - for we so often are.

[Leep]

I was a self isolating semi-germaphobe before it was cool to be one. The difference was it was my own choice and not mandated by the government. Excuse me! Where do you think you are going?

[P.O.E.]

Soon as they start with the anecdotal reverie, I say to myself - another lib. Sure enough, it took until the “Barack Obama was always working” fantasy, I hung up the phone.

[Brian Griffin]

See my home page for many coronavirus related suggestions.

They include a low-carbohydrate diet and keeping one’s mouth clean when sick.

I’ve got sniffles again today - no sugar in my tea and my brownies are in my refrigerator.

[AppyPappy]

“I had regular panic attacks and debilitating levels of anxiety. “

Over what? If you weren’t under a banzai attack while being shelled by artillery, you better not have told my father you had “anxiety”.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

"Barack Obama’s routine consisted almost entirely of work..."

Thus endeth the utility of this lesson.

[Steven Tyler]

Gonna look for the Unibomber’s place on airbnb