Posted on 03/28/2020 8:29:47 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
Go placidly amid the noise and waste,
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself,
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys.
Know what to kiss, and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment,
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Remember The Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate.
Know yourself.
If you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you -
That lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore. It will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan.
And let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.
For a good time, call 606-4311. Ask for Ken.
Take heart in the bedeepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
And reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot,
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore, make peace with your god,
Whatever you perceive him to be - hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal,
The world continues to deteriorate.
Give up!
LOL! I’d like to see traffic signs with things like : Don’t Not Make Left Turn’’.
Probably because most people are really stupid and have no common sense. If they are dumb enough to take aquarium cleaner, have at it, dummy. These people wake up every day and take a”stupid pill.”
LOL! And what about Tide Pods? I mean it’s soap and soap kills flu germs.
The liberal pro-pandemic Party of Death is scared to death about the great results about to be announced in New York on the first Chloroquine trials. They want this pandemic to run on to November, no concern whatsoever about more dead bodies.
I bet most people with two functioning brain cells, could figure this out, all by themselves, but apparently, there a few who didn’t get the memo. 👎
The leftists at the CDC need to be all fired and their entire organization must be shut down.
JoMa
Yep - the “Rinse” instructions on shampoo bottles actually has a valid need in some sectors of society...
I don’t drink alcohol but Tonic water works great for my occasional night time leg cramps.
In my humble opinion, she poisoned her husband and is blaming it on Trump.
DO NOT INGEST FISH TANK CLEANER!!
Who in their right mind would swallow fish tank cleaner?
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