[dragnet2]

This stuff is getting rehashed over and over.

They’re beating it to death.

[Tacrolimus1mg]

Yeah, people are bad at chemistry.

[rightwingcrazy]

And don’t drink wood alcohol to sterilize your insides. And don’t go after cockroaches inside of your own home with a flame thrower. I can go on and on with mind-boggling helpful hints like that.

[103198]

I'm still going to consume my (very good) Tonic Water - and maybe include a mixer...

[Paladin2]

CDC: “We’re STILL dead on our Butt with getting some testing of the general population to understand what is going on, feed our models and come up with some reasonable projections to use for politician societal tasking.

[Texas Eagle]

Important safety tip, CDC. Thanks.

[Professional]

What about diesel fuel? How about Raid? How about Round Up?

[a fool in paradise]

>>CDC to public

don’t eat tide pods or vape bootleg hash oil from asia

also, don’t lick toilet seats in public

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Makes as much sense as me taking a bite of D-Con rat poison because I have no warfarin tablets to thin my blood.

[DarthVader]

People should not but only take the prescription drug prescribed by a physician!

[matt04]

Someone wins a Darwin award, now the CDC wastes time to tell me to not drink fish tank cleaner. What next, it’s a bad idea to try to disinfect my house with gasoline and a torch?

[BradyLS]

Forever more, fish-cleaning products with the chemical will have to carry this warning:

“Not to be consumed under any conditions nor administered in any way as a medicinal product for treating the flu or forms of the coronavirus.”

[Mrs. Don-o]

Trump says wash hands.

HOMEOWNER IN BOCA RATON EATEN BY ALLIGATOR WHILE WASHING HANDS IN BACKYARD SWAMP.

Trump Advice Fatal for Florida Man!!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

And do not eat Tide Pods.

Or take shots of Clorox.

Or do.

I don't care any more.

I feel for children but when adults do something this stupid I am inclined to just let the problem work it's self out naturally.

[the_daug]

Pig wormer will get rid of worms in humans.

[seawolf101]

[BradyLS]

“Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.”

[Slainte]

Bastards! When aquarium cleaner is outlawed, only outlaws will be able to consume aquarium cleaner.

[GnuThere]

In other health news, we do not recommend Haitian voodoo to cure your cancer.
We will await double-blind, controlled studies.

[catnipman]

“CDC to public: Do not take chemicals containing Chloroquine Phosphate for COVID-19”

indeed. but they should add: Don’t eat Draino or drink liquid plumber ..