Since this is all from “twitchy,” whatever that is, and not from WND, I think we can post it here instead of clickbait.
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One example is, “Three journalists walk into a building. You’d think one of them would’ve seen it.”
Another: “What’s 5 miles long and has an IQ of 30?” “A JOURNALIST PARADE!”
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And, “Three journalists walk into bar and say ‘ouch’ – then write stories about how the bar is racist and phobic.”
There are the typical ones about gigolos and prostitutes, which aren’t repeated here.
But Dr Evil suggested, “How does a journalist change a light bulb? He holds while the whole world revolves around him.”
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And Twitchy’s pick for the winner: “What are the best four years of a journalist’s life? Third grade.”
Another is, “Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a ‘journalist’s funeral?” “Garbage cans only have two handles.”
And, “How do you make a journalist’s eyes light up?” “Shine a flashlight in his ear.”
The jokes come at a time when the rancor between the White House and the media never has been stronger. Reporters repeatedly have challenged President Trump’s intelligence, patriotism, motives, integrity, ethics, finances, family and more. In return, he’s repeatedly called out reporters, to their faces, for “fake news.”
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“What do you call 25 skydiving journalists?” “Skeet.”
“How do you get a one-armed journalist out of a tree?” “Wave to them.”
“What’s the difference between a smart journalist and Bigfoot?” “Bigfoot has been spotted.”
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“Why can’t a ‘journalist’ dial 911?” “She can’t find the eleven.”
“What do you do if a journalist throws a grenade at you?” “Pick it up, pull the pin out, and throw it back.”
“What’s the different between God and a journalist?” “God doesn’t think he’s a journalist.”
Q: What`s the difference between a dead skunk and a dead journalist in the middle of the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: What is the difference between a journalist and a sperm cell?
A: The sperm has a 1 in 600 million chance at becoming a human being.
I did notice that as I went along. Thanks.