[ArcadeQuarters]

And the lower number is PROOF they saved us!

[Buckeye McFrog]

And the lower number is PROOF they saved us!

This is ALL about DC Bureaucrat ass-covering. Setting themselves up as heroes so that there won't be any nasty investigations into how badly they dropped the ball on this.

I've been dealing with these weasels for so long I know them like the back of my never-nicotine stained hands.

[Sir Bangaz Cracka]

“And the lower number is PROOF they saved us!”

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Why, of course. Undisputedly, absolutely, positively, certainly, for sure, and without question. There can be no question that social distancing, stay at home, closing all restaurants and non essential businesses is what did it.

Is there any question?

[skimbell]

Additionally, CDC has learned that Social Distancing has provided an unanticipated benefit. It appears as though social distancing is also an excellent wild elephant repellent.

[dirtymac]

Little boy standing at a street corner snapping his fingers.

An old man approaches and asks ‘why are you snapping your fingers’?

Little boy ‘it keeps the tigers away’.

Old man ‘there are no tigers in this whole country’.

Little boy ‘see, it works really good’.

(The little boy grew up to be Dr. Fucci. (sp)