I feel like I need to have my own teleprompter as I go about my day and talk to my friends.
I gotta make sure I have all my conversations planned out in advance by someone else, because...
Wait a minute, I don’t need any of that, because I am not FULL OF S*** like Barry Obama is.
Dude can’t even talk about his own VP without a teleprompter!? What the actual...
Obviously he was trying to look at least half way enthused, after Bernie’s ad lib endorsement had turned into a complete snorefest...