Stay up north. We do not want you here. Gretchen would love to ruin our upcoming parade on May 1.
(May Day, whodathunkit?)
metaphorical ‘Parade’ of course.
There will be openings. Some places are preparing to open and challenge any fines or penalties in court since the legislators did not define the law. Governors do not make laws.
Who is this “we” you seem to think you speak for?
And I assume the “you” you don’t want includes those who grow the food, make the TP, and keep the shelves stocked so “your” belly is full and “your” butt is clean.