Trump lashes out at campaign manager as concerns grow over president's sliding polls

The Express ^ | 04/29/2020 | Ed Browne

[libh8er]

Remember what Trump says — no named source equals Fake News.

[Sir Bangaz Cracka]

I presume these “reporters” find it relaxing, even therapeutic, to dream up fictional narratives for their employer. Probably some big bonus money awaits if/when their fiction is deemed a “block buster”.

I would like to give it a go. How do I sign up? I have some really weird far out Trump stories they should consider.

[PA Engineer]

Amid the reports, the president is alleged to have shouted down the phone at his campaign manager Brad Parscale, three sources “close to the matter” told CNN.

The very definition of fake news.

[Sir Bangaz Cracka]

In response, I have it on good authority from an uncompromised inside White House source, that Trump’s real hair is dyed black and is cut in a Kim Jong Un style. The blond hair you see on TV is actually a wig.

My source says that late at night you can see Trump zooming up and down the hall ways on a little pedal powered rocket ship, making zoom, zoom sounds.

Also, some times Trump is known to take down all the American flags in the press room, and replace them with a wall of North Korean flags. Then Trump stands at the mike and attempts his best Korean while screaming and shaking his fists. Then Trump pretends to sentence Comey/Brennen/Clapper/et al to die in the wood chipper supposedly outside on the grounds while (via piped in sounds) adoring imaginary big crowds cheer.

Please...I have much, much more. I will await CNN and the usual suspects calls.

[Do_Tar]

President Obama
Mr. Trump

Oh it’s CNN, never mind.

[clearcarbon]

“If you put 100 monkeys with typewriters in a room long enough, eventually you’ll get Hamlet.”

The Shakespearian monkey will establish his own consulting business.

The other 99 are working at CNN.

[Ann Archy]

One Republican.....you mean like some NEVER TRUMPER?? LOL!

[Ann Archy]

One Republican.....you mean like some NEVER TRUMPER?? LOL!

[Buckeye McFrog]

The only person Trump needs to be yelling at is Anthony Fauci.