Dear Citizens,
You have been given a life sentence of in-home confinement. Ankle bracelets are on back-order.
To ease your mind, we will impose this sentence two weeks at a time, for starters. Extensions will lengthen as soon as you get “comfortable” with this concept.
That is all.
Your betters
Funny.
But does it count as humor now that Gretchen the Witch Whitmer of Michigan is doing all that? Still funny as gallows humor.
She smiles and flexes her muscles and says to herself “I am as good as a man and I am as strong as any man and I am the unquestioned ruler of the little people of Michigan.”
She has added two weeks more about four times now.