To: robowombat
Obviously working for some voter registration effort....
2 posted on
05/12/2020 2:15:02 PM PDT by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: robowombat
3 posted on
05/12/2020 2:17:30 PM PDT by
Mark
(Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? -Homer Simpson)
To: robowombat
“The family (of the person in the casket) has not contacted police.”
Uh-huh...
4 posted on
05/12/2020 2:19:31 PM PDT by
decal
(I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
To: robowombat
The department tweeted “Out of all the bad decisions you have made, at least make one good one & bring back the deceased person & casket inside the Navigator.” If I were to consider stealing a hearse, I would check the backend to see if there was a casket in the there.
But, I suppose the people likely to do this sort of thing would not be squeamish about death.
I don’t believe in ghost but I hope this fool is haunted.
5 posted on
05/12/2020 2:20:36 PM PDT by
Pontiac
(The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit)
To: robowombat
The black Lincoln Navigator containing the casket was stolen from the church Wednesday night Another mistake this thief made was thinking he was stealing a Lincoln Navigator.
This car started its life as a Navigator but was shipped from the factory to become a Hearse.
Hearses are highly modified to carry caskets. It would take a bit of work to change it back into a Navigator.
6 posted on
05/12/2020 2:23:55 PM PDT by
Pontiac
(The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit)
To: robowombat
It was that little old lady again.
7 posted on
05/12/2020 2:25:25 PM PDT by
Ken H
(Best SOTU ever!)
To: robowombat
Some people will do anything to drive in the HOV lanes.
To: robowombat
9 posted on
05/12/2020 2:32:13 PM PDT by
Magnum44
(My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
To: robowombat
If they claim that the person died of COVID I think it would suddenly turn up.
To: robowombat
February 27, 2020 Nice diversion from the CV19 madness but this is almost 3 months old...VERY STALE!
13 posted on
05/12/2020 2:39:35 PM PDT by
lightman
(I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
To: robowombat
Well hey.
At least they got through the Carpool Lane.
So there’s that.
14 posted on
05/12/2020 2:42:16 PM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(Click my screen name for an analysis on how HIllary wins next November.)
To: robowombat
“A person stole a hearse with a body still inside”
Or did they steal a body with a hearse still attached to it?
To: robowombat
‘Coming in hot’ takes on a whole new meaning?
16 posted on
05/12/2020 3:09:25 PM PDT by
Libloather
(Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
To: robowombat
17 posted on
05/12/2020 3:13:39 PM PDT by
SaxxonWoods
(Just sit in your house until the food stops coming and then starve. You'll be safe.)
To: robowombat
18 posted on
05/12/2020 3:19:43 PM PDT by
Manic_Episode
(Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
To: robowombat
because, decent used vans for rock musicians are hard to come by these days
plus, caskets make killer upright cabinets for bass rigs
:)
19 posted on
05/12/2020 3:23:23 PM PDT by
SteveH
To: robowombat
Caught him dead to rights.
21 posted on
05/12/2020 3:27:42 PM PDT by
Old Yeller
(The answer to 1984 is 1776)
To: robowombat
Prime suspect is Hillary Clinton. She was purported to be seeking a body double, to keep Bill occupied when she is out of town on “business.”
22 posted on
05/12/2020 5:12:49 PM PDT by
Tudorfly
(All things are possible within the will of God.)
To: robowombat
Apparently the corpse was wearing a mask, so nothing to see here folks. Disaster averted.
24 posted on
05/13/2020 4:38:51 AM PDT by
catbertz
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