Well, haven’t you seen all those zombie flicks? You don’t want to p!ss off dead people. They’ll come up out of their holes and eat your brains. The NEA and NFTA have been promising young, juicy brains for all, so of course they have something to say about it. They vote the back pocket issues.
Honestly, no. Except Night of the Living Dead.
I am catching up though. "My" governor is Gretchen the Witch Whitmer who I believe is Dracula's long lost daughter. The undead evil eyes and the scary eyebrows gave her away. And blood banks keep reporting mysterious losses on log sheets when she's in Michigan.
And we ALL know who brainless people vote for!