Posted on 05/22/2020 12:06:20 PM PDT by knighthawk
Memorial Day weekend in New York City won’t look quite the same as years past, as the novel coronavirus pandemic has caused beaches to be closed for large gatherings, sports, celebrating and even swimming.
Mayor Bill De Blasio said during a Friday press conference the Parks Department will be the first line of enforcement, with the NYPD around to step in when necessary.
"Anyone who's unhappy about that, anyone who thinks it's unfair, the buck stops with me," he said, as he laid out the rules for which activities would and would not be allowed on beaches.
(Excerpt) Read more at foxbusiness.com ...
Sex on the Beach:
Ingredients
- 2 ounces of vodka
- 1 ounce of peach schnapps
- 2 ounces of grapefruit juice (or orange juice)
- 2 ounces of cranberry juice
- Optional: teaspoon of lemon juice
Probably forbidden by DeBlasio in one form or another
Be funny if NYCers showed up in the thousands, but if not many will drive to LI
Gutless New Yorkers won’t challenge him.
NEVER VOTE IN RATS EVER....it may be too late now, however....
they are liberals or Leftists
Fredo the Elder and Big Bird are about to learn a very painful lesson. They jumped at the chance to exert their authority, “Riding the Tiger” it easy to get on, but getting of is usually fatal...
I wonder, when Willi looks at himself in the mirror in the morning, if he is comparing himself in satisfaction to Lenin. Or is it to Mussolini?
Fredo the Elder and Big Bird are about to learn a very painful lesson. They jumped at the chance to exert their authority, “Riding the Tiger” it easy to get on, but getting OFF is usually fatal...
Once I’da said DeBlasios henchmen men will get their asses kicked...but have you SEEN Brooklyn lately?
Be even funnier if each one of them brought a pet brick with the name De Blasio written on all of them. Please see what happens. Be bigger than the “throw a brick at Al Hirt Mardi Gras of 1977!”
The beaches are almost certainly very safe. The issue is with indoors.
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/05/how-will-we-ever-be-safe-inside/611953/
“A Hong Kong paper awaiting peer review found that of 7,324 documented cases in China, only one outbreak occurred outside—during a conversation among several men in a small village. The risk of infection indoors is almost 19 times higher than in open-air environments, according to another study from researchers in Japan.”
FU Wilhelm!
He said you can surf but not swim. Hope none of those surfers fall off their boards.
“JUST following orders”
In my neck of the woods, a good tasting alcoholic beverage would be named “Foreplay on the Beach”....or just plain “Foreplay”...
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