Posted on 05/24/2020 1:31:13 PM PDT by lightman
Clearly, the only safe thing to do is drop dead. Or else vote Democrat. Or, best of all, do both.
I KNOW this one! Call on ME!
The REAL answer, laugh if you want to, but this is the CORRECT answer (other than a nursing home)
At HOME with your family!!
That’s right! Being locked down in your own home/apartment/trailer/shack is where the most people catch COVID-19.
No 100% social distancing is possible. No one wears masks and preventing the coronavirus from being brought into your home is IMPOSSIBLE!
I’m not making it up, statistics say so.
Either you don’t have a prostate, you’re still young, or both.
“...breathing...for an extended period of time [is one of] the basic elements of spreading the coronavirus“
We all know the cure for breathing.
Hanging out with DEMOCRATS, These are sick people, no telling what you might catch.
I’m thinking the most dangerous thing to do would be having sex with a midget prostitute.
There isn’t the slightest spec of actual research in that whole piece. Just NPR interviews with epidemiologists about what they think. What a sham.
There would be more data through interviewing Chicken Little.
This is the only constructive interview that NPR has ever conducted.
Eric Cartman Interview on NPR:
https://youtu.be/3iRV30cfT8w
I don’t care anymore. I want a cheeseburger and a cold beer in my local pub.
No more masks.
No more hand sanitizer.
No more “social distancing”
I’m done with standing on the X.
I done with watching good people be ruined.
Done.
L
The most dangerous thing would be nude sunbathing with the neighbors wife.
“People talk inside restaurants”
There is no science, no empirical evidence that even asymptomatic persons have a viral load sufficient for their mere breath (speaking) to contain droplets of an infectious condition.
None of the restrictions have any magnitude of science about infectiousness to them. They are based on other things, which are new goal posts invented to keep controls - “contact tracing” and “a vaccine”.
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