As coronavirus reopenings begin, what are the safest, riskiest activities? Gyms, hair cuts, bars, and more ranked

Pennlive ^ | 2 June A.D. 2020 | Taylor DesOrmeau

[lightman]

Mlive is evidently a Michigan-based news outlet

[Pearls Before Swine]

I searched for “massage parlor”, but didn’t find it.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Tinder??

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Never forget, children, always wear the mask of fear.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Yes MLive is the online conglomeration of a handful of failing Michigan dead-tree newspapers.

[livius]

Who cares?

[CJ Wolf]

Massive protests and riots seem pretty risky, but if you wash your hands and wear a mask you should be okay, please try to stay at least 6 inches away.

I miss hugs.

[DariusBane]

I want to know my risk when lighting cars on fire with a group of friends, then looting a Target and a Starbucks. Probably around a “6”?

Hey lightman quit selling this farce. The whole thing is a joke. You are treating this, the Covid 19 hoax as if it is legitimate. Stop it.

[MNDude]

Where is looting?

[Nifty]

I didnt see group sex listed.

[Dilbert San Diego]

What is the risk level of joining a mob to go start a riot?

[Singermom]

Is rioting on the list?

[jersey117]

Riskiest? Any business in a blue city.

[Zathras]

Lesson #1: Make these decisions for yourself and your family
Lesson #2: See Lesson 1

[SaxxonWoods]

“But because many people can have COVID-19 unknowingly without showing symptoms, it’s impossible to know who is and who is not infected at a given time.”

And I refuse to play the game of pretending I’m sick when I’m not. What is the incidence of infection spread among sick people with no symptoms?

I can’t find any info on that, wonder why.

[Morpheus2009]

Because they don’t know?

But hey, aren’t children low risk as it is?

[Morpheus2009]

They probably figure that all the fire kills the virus like magic...

[JerryBlackwell]

Risk level 0 - stay home and cower in fear

[originalbuckeye]

Huh. I’m surprised that anyone still cares about Covid19. I thought all the Lefties had moved on to the Looting and Destruction of other people’s livelihoods.

And I am anxiously awaiting the next OUTRAGE.

[noiseman]

I have to say, thank you for warning me about the dangers of pontoon boat rides. Whew!...dodged a bullet there.

And casinos risk level 6? Maybe from the virus, but financial risk level is 11.