#4. Singing “Somebody done him Wong”.
He made a Wong turn in formation.
Wong number, Bozo. AR 15’s are not military weapons any more. I held one in Cambodia, 1970 (belonged to the Provincial Governor who was driving me and my travelling buddy around Kampong Speu Province).
Damned thing was heavy as hell. Now that M-79 grenade launcher was really cool.
You’re good at standup comedy!