Rioter:
“Hey, who was that dude Abraham Lincoln, anyway?”
Co-Rioter:
“Didn’t they teach you nuthin’? He was the white guy that invented the penny. You probably got one right now in your pocket.”
#7. Good one, Frank.
Wait till the “yuts” find out that the British named a coin for our Vice-President, the PENCE!
Holy Kippers and Bangers. The headcheese will hit the fan at full speed.