What’s the point of Chicago even having police on the south side if all they’re doing is picking up bodies and delivering them to Cook County Hospital or the morgue. They might as well add more EMTs and add two or three morgues in that part of the Windy City!
Maybe they could rid themselves of those scary men in firefighter and EMT uniforms and start a a service similar to Door Dash, called Hail a Hearse. Just call for a pick up.