[Mr. N. Wolfe]

“Ian Driver from Kent”

Sounds like the beginning of a limerick.

[Hieronymus]

Ian Driver from Kent
Complained until he was spent
With small expectations
He slandered relations
And so to hell he was sent

[neverevergiveup]

“Sounds like the beginning of a limerick.”

Ian Driver from Kent
Whose reasoning got up and went

[Tired of Taxes]

Sounds like the beginning of a limerick.

Oh, no, what have you started? :-)

Ian Driver from Kent,
Up to the building, he went,
Graffiti he scrawled,
On the Dickens House wall,
And now to the judge he'll be sent.

:-)

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Ian Driver from Kent,
Over Charles Dickens got bent,
He messed up his house,
Like a shitty little mouse,
and now has the dickens to pay.

[henkster]

Or a guy in a Monty Python sketch.

[dfwgator]

I think of “Ivor, the Engine Driver” from “A Quick One While He’s Away”