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The Pentagon's missile full of swords has likely struck again in Syria
Task and Purpose ^ | 17 Aug 2020 | JARED KELLER

Posted on 08/17/2020 5:55:03 PM PDT by BeauBo

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To: damper99

LOL That’s the best post yet.


21 posted on 08/17/2020 6:31:28 PM PDT by OKSooner (John Durham DOES exist after all, and he just kicked a field goal with seven minutes left.)
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To: farming pharmer

Looks like Sausage.


22 posted on 08/17/2020 6:35:15 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (TRUMP vs Biden-----------Any Question?)
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To: Big Red Badger

Looks like porridge. With some Tabasco sauce.


23 posted on 08/17/2020 6:40:30 PM PDT by Wally_Kalbacken
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To: farming pharmer

“I wonder if they saw it coming at the last second?”

I guess some people are knocked unconscious at impact, but some that are cleanly cut, might not only see it at the last second, but remain conscious for some time, before the blood/oxygen runs out to their brain.

Heads severed by the the guillotine were often observed to have their eyes still tracking people’s movements, and mouths that were apparently moving, as if to speak.


24 posted on 08/17/2020 6:49:25 PM PDT by BeauBo
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To: damper99

“What a mess for the guys parting out the car.”

But because it is not burnt or blown up, the get more usable parts - and not just car parts. So there’s that.


25 posted on 08/17/2020 6:53:30 PM PDT by BeauBo
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To: BeauBo

Those sword blades need to be covered with a lubricant or rust preventative. I suggest hog fat.


26 posted on 08/17/2020 6:55:21 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: BeauBo

LoL! I wonder how many Freepers will recognize your very American cinematic reference. I can see the Munchkin coroner now...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=6cMsXBJ0Y98&noapp=1


27 posted on 08/17/2020 6:55:50 PM PDT by Captain Rhino (When the enemy is making a major stategic blunder, DO NOT interrupt him.)
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To: lgjhn23

BEAT me to it!


28 posted on 08/17/2020 6:56:14 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
...Abu Yahya al-Uzbeki...
Greetings from the homeland of the late Ron Popeil...

29 posted on 08/17/2020 6:58:27 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: SunkenCiv

Must have been an Uzbek.


30 posted on 08/17/2020 6:59:53 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: mylife
Now look, it's okay for us to kill the bastard, but such gross ethnic insensitivity is just completely out of line.
And here it comes...
Rimshot - Ba dum tssshhh

31 posted on 08/17/2020 7:01:05 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: hanamizu

So... would this thing work on a group of, let’s say, a bunch of losers dressed in black, wearing skateboard helmets and carrying shields made from cut 55 gallon plastic drums?

Just asking.


32 posted on 08/17/2020 7:01:29 PM PDT by VanShuyten ("...that all the donkeys were dead. I know nothing as to the fate of the less valuable animals.")
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To: dfwgator
Now he's just ooze.

33 posted on 08/17/2020 7:02:05 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: Noumenon
Slices onions before there’s even time to cry!
What's the difference between Abu Yahya al-Uzbeki and an onion? Nobody cries when you slice up Abu Yahya al-Uzbeki.

34 posted on 08/17/2020 7:04:46 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: damper99; OKSooner; BeauBo
Some of those will buff right out.

35 posted on 08/17/2020 7:05:38 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: SunkenCiv

“What’s the difference between Abu Yahya al-Uzbeki and an onion? Nobody cries when you slice up Abu Yahya al-Uzbeki.

Good one...


36 posted on 08/17/2020 7:07:20 PM PDT by BeauBo
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To: 50sDad; lgjhn23; Ruy Dias de Bivar
Direct from Georgia, the Macon Bacon Express.

37 posted on 08/17/2020 7:08:12 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: BenLurkin

“Has got nothin’ on the Flying Guillotine”

I, too, saw that movie.


38 posted on 08/17/2020 7:08:47 PM PDT by libstripper
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To: BeauBo
Also, ,most auto insurers offering full coverage will send the windshield replacement service right to place where the car is parked.

39 posted on 08/17/2020 7:11:37 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: farming pharmer

Let’s hope so!


40 posted on 08/17/2020 7:11:58 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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