It would be a VERY short article. In fact, no words would be needed, merely this picture:
I love your brevity! My mother was from Chatham, Ontario, making me a half-breed and ineligible to ever be POTUS. Dang!
I don’t go to Kanadadahar to visit the relatives any more as they all seem to be leftie idiots.
Fidelito and Barry Soetoro could blame their abysmal upbringing. But, naahh, they actually are enjoying the damage they do, trademark of true Diabolical Narcissists.
Scary, he’s still in somehow.