“You forgot TX.”
As they should.
Never come to Texas it’s 85 degrees and 75% humidity feels like 95 right now. We have huge snakes that like to hide in toilets they swim up the pipes, spiders bigger than silver dollars and guns so many guns. People open carry EVERYWHERE. Be afraid of us never come here. We’re all ignorant red necks totally intolerant of yankees. Did I mention all the scary guns?