When I arrested people who refused to accept my explanation, I ‘d just say “because it’s your turn”. That would stir them up a bit but never made the national news.
I always want to issue stupid citations.
Kind of stupid $50.00
You know you were stupid $150.00
You were asininely stupid $1000.00
Most people would easily convict themselves.
LoL! I sent your comment to a couple cop friends. It might get more use. They all liked it.