It's a good thing that the citizenry of Great Britain are not allowed to arm themselves with anything more deadly than their cuisine. The Brits are prone to facing their murderers with a stiff upper lip when being knifed, run over by a lorry, or chopped up with a cleaver.
A nice place to visit, I wouldn't want to die there.
“It’s a good thing that the citizenry of Great Britain are not allowed to arm themselves with anything more deadly than their cuisine.”
You obviously never been attacked by a haggis-wielding Scot.