Wow, can’t wait to pre-order!
Oh I can see liberals weeping now, reading this tome after Trump wins!
768 pages?! Is there one letter per page? Let me guess on how it starts...”As a black man...”?
Four pages of Me Me Me, I I I ....
I wonder if this book will set a record for the use of the nominative singular pronoun, “I”
First black president was the most corrupt in American history.
Is his book “How I Incited Racial Division?”
Here’s what Barnes & Noble has to say about it:
“President Barack Obama has a story to tell and what a story it is! A writer of genius, his new post-White House memoir, A Promised Land, is THE publishing event of the year. If you haven’t already, you must read his earlier inspirational autobiographies, Dreams from My Father and The Audacity of Hope, to prepare for the upcoming November 17th release date. (This is also the perfect time to re-read Michelle Obama’s Becoming.) Pre-order your copy of A Promised Land today to make sure you’re one of the first to read the book everyone will be talking about!”
Kill Whitey, but buy my book first.
“This book will be unique, because it will be dual purpose; readers can read the book while using the lavatory and then wipe themselves with the pages,” says publisher Charmin.
Obama will likely state that his greatest mistake was not going far enough left.
768 pages! I could have used this when there was no toilet paper in stores.
He’s going to make millions more on tours and signings, etc. What a terrible country we have here.
Just think. President Elect Michelle Obama has a husband who can write a book (with co-author).
By the way, Amazon may send this message:
Pre-orders have caused our company’s processing hardware and the internet to be slowed and at the peak ordering times of the day to go down. Keep trying again as we will put additional IT staff on this matter to insure your Obama book order is handled.
Looks like Bill Ayers has been busy.
Obama should write a book called “How To Spy On Your Political Opponents For Dummies”
Oh, and I betcha Ayers wrote the darn thing.
Put it in the outhouse for emergency use.
