[Tallguy]

Mars is near Pittsburgh, Joe. You out to remember. Most of your campaign time is in Pennsylvania so that you can get back to your coffin before dark like a reverse vampire.

[SaveFerris]

Joe Biden is a vampire?

O.K., NOW Joe Biden's basement strategy makes complete sense.

And that's why Joe Biden is always sneaking up behind these women. We thought he was sniffing their hair, Joe is biting them on the neck to turn them into zombies, I mean Democrats.

Not that there's a difference with some of them, mind you.