Sounds more like the Babylon Bee except their stories are more believable, for Christ’s Sake the virus is evolving in order to bypass masks, which don’t do diddly squat because the virus is so much smaller than the openings in the weave or paper, and social distancing? I guess the virus is really intelligent, maybe that’s why Fauci keeps changing his story, it’s smarter than him.
“and social distancing? I guess the virus is really intelligent,”
The virus are microscopic ninjas, or tee tiny super duper airborne paratroopers. :D