Nyet, tovarisch, you did not get your Thanksgiving Permit stamped in triplicate, so we must send you to the gulag!
How much is my Thanksgiving permit going to cost? I need a permit for everything seems like... Hunting, fishing, wood cutting, cars, atvs, boats, parking my car at the lake docks, getting into parks that my taxes pay for, campfire, a wood burning heat source in my home, buying ammo / guns, oh I also need a permit (lic) to work in the state, need a business license / permission to work in each city too....