Look, the odds are against you!
There is only a +99% survival rate to this virus!
You have to do whatever you can to overcome those odds...
/s
Life was so simple before the federal government began “helping” us. You got sick, got well, hung around the ink well. Don’t be a fool, you better shoot pool. The pump don’t work because the vandals stole the handle.
But now, I already tried one-upping the mask Nazis by sticking my head up my ass (how’s THAT for protection!), and being just 60 years old with a co-morbidity instead of 65. Haven’t I done enough?! No. Of course not. Now they want me to benefit from research that used a dead baby’s kidney clones, made into monsters with viruses somehow.