That is hilarious. Is that original? If so congrats. if not, can you lead me to the origin of that statement?
Steve
Albright was like a mouse with an erection floating down the river on a shingle , yelling “raise the drawbridge!”>>>>>>>>>>
This simile or expression is a creation of Atlantic Canada humor, and there are many, but I know only a few.
A male mouse , overcome with passion at the sight and smell, was completing what he was an act of fornication at the opening of a female elephants reproductive tract. He was busily thrusting away , industriously, without the elephant feeling anything, when , as it happened, a hunter shot t he elphant right through its head. The elephant responded with a dying grunt.
The mouse, unperturbed and still completing his sordid ,presumptuous act, yelled: Suffer, baby suffer!
I do not know why there are these kinds of jokes in Atlantic Canada, a fixation with the juxtaposition of the gigantic and the small.A humor of scale.
Anyone who thinks highly of their manliness and boasts of it in Atlantic Canada , risks being called “Needle-dink the bug f**ker.”