Cancel Mark Twain! Huckleberry Finn used the N word too often. Cancel Alexandre Dumont. He hid his blackness.
Cancel Abraham Lincoln again, just because we can.
Cancel Bre’er Rabbit!
Cancel Walt Disney for the crows.
Cancel William Shakespeare for Aaron the Moor and Othello. His real name was Billy Joe Bob Shakespeare, wasn’t it. WASN’T IT! I bet he voted Trump.
Cancel Jack Benny. Rochester made a fool out of him on every show, but he had to speak with a minstrel accent, instead of like a Harvard professor.
Cancel Thomas Sowell, Candace Owen, Clarence Thomas, Walter Williams, Bo Snerdly, Frederick Douglas, Nat Turner, jibberjabberjibberjabberjibberjabberjibber!
Mr. T! I pity da fool!
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