[Rebelbase]

When I was 19 I asked a bodacious waitress for a date. A few days later we took in a movie. When I found out she was 16 I ran like the wind.

[blam]

"When I was 19 I asked a bodacious waitress for a date. A few days later we took in a movie. When I found out she was 16 I ran like the wind."

Your comment reminded me of this, which I've always liked.

[NativeSon]

I’m channeling “Warren Zevon” to make a song of the that.