[cuban leaf]

HOW DARE SHE?!

[rktman]

Well she better not lay a finger on my Butterfinger. Just sayin’..............

[Thrownatbirth]

Anything anybody does encourages the wrath of this angry little puppet.

[EinNYC]

Put a cork in it, sweetie. They even come in size XL to fit YOUR mouth.

[Redmen4ever]

Greta’s ten rules for conserving gravity:

1. stay on the first floor
2. to balance 1 billion Chinese, the average American should weigh three times the weight of the average Chinese
3. no more high heels
4. eat more pancakes
5. carry balloons
6. think about becoming a juggler
7. waitresses shouldn’t carry more than one dinner at a time
8. please, before it’s too late, somebody duct tape the San Andreas fault
9. for heaven’s sake, don’t let the pinball drop
10. stop the moon from causing tides