Patton: Take the first battalion over this ridge in the morning
Officer: But their LGBT activists say it’s not fair that they can’t have their lattes when they wake up
Patton: Get that battalion in place
Officer: The LGBT activists are asking if it is a “safe place.”
Patton: Look soldier, I need those troops in fighting formation ready to go
Officer: Are you using verbal violence on me?
Patton: WHAT!
Officer: Look, my two mothers didn’t raise me to deal with this patriarchal abuse. I have problems of my own and now you using micro aggression on me, well...
Patton: Get this pantyhose out of here!
Officer: You sexist clown... you won’t even have transgender washrooms for the troops. Thank God Biden got elected!
George Patton would have personally shot many of our current crop of elected leaders. Possibly more ‘Republicans’ than Democrats.