If he has any testes, he would deliver a message that said,
“You screw with us - there go all of your poppy fields, there go all the gains you think you have, we’re coming back in, and we will wipe you out.
However, he has resident Bidet as a boss, so...
Such a ridiculous statement will be met with heart mocking laughter from the Taliban. If Dementia Joe could do that, why hasn't he done it for the last 7 months?
“You screw with us - there go all of your poppy fields, there go all the gains you think you have, we’re coming back in, and we will wipe you out.”
The Taliban does not control the poppy fields, that’s what the warlord’s do. And the Warlords are sort of like... kind of on our side Maybe...