This volcano has been erupting a month. Did they not see any reports about it?
Slow news day. Whaddya got Joe reporter?
Oh, they won’t know, just put it up like it’s in a big country like say Spain for example and you could throw in something about end of the world and will wipe out eastern seaboard if you want. Bible prophecy. No they will never realize the follow up stories come from our newspaper located on the eastern seaboard…