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To: governsleastgovernsbest

C R T - K e y - M o u s e


16 posted on 11/03/2021 11:36:56 AM PDT by DoughtyOne (Democrats, fixing things that haven't been broken, so they don't work, for over 197 years.)
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The public has seen enough, called the help desk, and followed the first solution of every help desk.

HELP Desk: Hello. This is Brandon's help desk.. how can I help you. First things first. Is? the power on?

America: Uhm, I thinks so. There is a very dim bulb at the top Brandon.

HELP Desk: OK. We'll try rebooting after we delete the CRT partition.

Help desk:
Enter: del part CRT;
Followed by: CRT- Alt- Delete;

America: OK. ( ten minutes later )

America: It's running! Thank god! We're up and running again. Tell whomever put that CRT crap on my hard drive never do it again and to add CRT to the virus profile and black list it.

Help desk: Will do. Is there anything else I can help you with?

24 posted on 11/03/2021 12:11:00 PM PDT by lurked_for_a_decade (Imagination is more important than knowledge! ( e_uid == 0 ) != ( e_uid = 0 ). I Read kernel code.)
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