[JennysCool]

Someone needs to sit down with the media, pat their heads, and gently say, "Media ... I'm sorry, but Nobody likes Joe Brandon -- I mean, Biden. Nobody. You know how you inflate those polls of yours to make it seem like someone, somewhere, does maybe like him? That's very dishonest, isn't it? Well, you only have to do that because people like Joe Biden as much as they like a sewer pipe breaking and gushing sewage into their office on Monday morning when they have a horrible hangover from drinking cheap store-brand vodka all weekend."

[BushCountry]

Someone needs to sit down with the media, pat their heads, and gently say, “Bless your heart.”

[BushCountry]

Someone needs to sit down with the media, pat their heads, and gently say, “Bless your heart.”