Posted on 11/16/2021 7:55:34 AM PST by Scarlett156
This week, we’re pleased to bring you a different version of Futurism, containing stories from the horizon of hedonism. Welcome to The Science of Pleasure. In collaboration with our friends over at MEL Magazine, this week, we’ll be bringing you stories from both publications about the pleasures of tomorrow, today.
To know Tesla is to know its fans: more zealous than Honda drivers, more moralistic than Ferrari fiends — true believers in the power of EVs and Elon Musk.
Maybe it’s not surprising, then, that some of that pent-up energy has resulted in Tesla porn. Yes, Tesla porn.
“Videos of people getting it on in Teslas have been floating around the tubes for at least a couple years now,” Geoffrey Celen, the proprietor of porn review site The Porn Dude, told us. “Porn is an industry that thrives on little twists to the same formulas, so the biggest surprise here is that Tesla porn isn’t more popular than it is now.”
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Reminds me of the old line (before flat screen).
I like sex on TV, as long as you don’t fall off.
Youtube or Telsa Pron.com?
Sounds like something a young Bill Clinton would have loved.
Shocking.
For some people, that is where all the enjoyment resides, that it is exceedingly dangerous, and the safety of others (never mind themselves) is not paramount. People are odd.
I see a comedy skit where the AIs become addicted to porn and Teslas will start demanding humans perform some sex act before they will operate.
Sex in moving vehicles is nothing new.
Actually, one could argue that it is safer in a vehicle with autonomous features than in one without.
Great marketing point
Should sell millions
"Mile-High Club" meet the "Mile-A-Minute Club".
What if have have an hour drive what would iI do for the other 57 minutes?
I remember the urban legends in the 70’s about horrible auto accidents where the girl was found with, you know, in her mouth. Bitten clean off in the conflagration.
“Mile-High Club” meet the “Mile-A-Minute Club”.
I wonder when SpaceX sends some billionaire playboy up with a couple of hookers for a 4 day “experimental” trip. You know it’s going to happen. Probably be Musk himself.
That’s true. Have a cousin who used to drive big rigs cross country. He had some interesting stories about things he observed in the cars below...
Put on ear plugs.
Blocks out the snoring.
Grandma Jodi West is already on it....lol
Lordy
Do they need two people in the Tesla?
If one is an Autopilot?
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