[ChicagoConservative27]

Just go full stupid and shut the whole country down until next April! I dare you.

[CatOwner]

Come one, NYC! Cancel yours. Just do it!

[LeoTDB69]

Omicrom must really be serious if it can be spread by foreworks. :o

[Flick Lives]

Paris cancels New Year’s Eve fireworks due to omicron concerns

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Omicron produces head cold-like symptoms, but appears to make government bureaucrats go frothing-at-the-mouth mad.

[Sacajaweau]

It’s outside for one thing....and there’s plenty of room to spread out. Just plain stupid....It’s not about the fireworks...it’s about salooning before and after.

[caww]

Wait till Tuesday and Biden will be encouraging shutting things down.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Bulova Omicron

[mewzilla]

Beatings will continue until morale improves.

[FlipWilson]

This just in, common cold kills.

Kills rationality, that is.

Where is the rationality here? One would think they just want an endless emergency. Nah, who would want that?

[Jeff Chandler]

I don’t know. Take away their pyrotechnics, and Parisonians might start burning cathedrals.

[mass55th]

Violence by muslim terrorists is more of a threat to Paris than the virus.

[G Larry]

Just where are the tests coming from that differentiate the Omicron variant?

What is the sample size, location, frequency of these differentiating tests?

It ain't the PCR!

[Rufii]

The real reason they cancelled the fireworks is that as soon as they started to shoot them off, the French would try to surrender.

[teeman8r]

Oh micron, don’t be such an awesome frenchy

[mort56]

Ah, the French! Always the first to surrender.

[jimfree]

I guess there’s a big risk of transmission from all of the oohs, aahs, wows and such.