Which calls to mind that joke about the man who had a talking dog and wanted a pack of cigarettes, so he gave the mutt a twenty dollar bill and sent him to the store. The guy sits back and waits: fifteen minutes, half an hour, then an hour, and there’s no sign of the dog. Fearing the worst, the guy puts on his coat and walks halfway down the block to find his dog in the middle of the street, doing the dirty with a female Cockapoo. “Spot!” he cries, dismayed, “you’ve never done this before!” To which the mutt replies, “Yeah, but I’ve never had money!”
LOL...good one!