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God has smiled upon you this day
The fate of a nation in your hands
And blessed be the children
We who fight with all our bravery
‘Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant flames
They bellow in the night
You fight in all our names
For what we know is right
And when you all get shot
And cannot carry on
Though you die, La Resistance lives on

You may get stabbed in the head
With a dagger or a sword
You may be burned to death
Or skinned alive or worse
But when they torture you
You will not feel the need to run
For, though you die, La Resistance lives on

Blame Canada, blame Canada
Because the country’s gone awry
Tomorrow night, these freaks will fry
Tomorrow night our lives will change
Tomorrow night we’ll be entertained

An execution, what a sight, tomorrow night
Up there there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
And so I will be going soon

Tomorrow night, we’re pretty _______
Why did our mothers start this war?
What-the-___ are they fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?
(I want to be up there)

When Canada is dead and gone
They’ll be no more Celine Dion

They may cut your ____ in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts, you’ll laugh
And you dance a ____less jig

But that’s the way it goes
In war you’re shat upon
Though we die, La Resistance lives on
(I want to be up there)
Blame Canada, blame Canada, blame Canada