[dfwgator]

I wish I had a pencil-thin moustache.

[Impala64ssa]

My grandfather had one, and people thought he was mobbed up. 🙂🙂

[M-cubed]

How about an autographed picture of Andy Devine instead....

https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=Andy%20Devine%20Autograph&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-156598-669111-9&mkcid=2&keyword=andy%20devine%20autograph&crlp=435089588146_&MT_ID=585566&geo_id=10232&rlsatarget=kwd-295941879550&adpos=&device=c&mktype=&loc=9012211&poi=&abcId=1141796&cmpgn=6537068155&sitelnk=&adgroupid=78241124573&network=g&matchtype=e&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIztzSoYbq9QIVF02GCh2NZQJJEAAYASAAEgJeAvD_BwE

[drSteve78]

WSWYDT….ha!!

[oldvirginian]

Then it’s Bandstand, Disneyland, growin’ up fast
Drinkin’ on a fake I.D.
Yeah, and Rama of the jungle was everyone’s Bawana
But only jazz musicians were smokin’ marijuana
Yeah, I wish I had a pencil thin moustache
Then I could solve some mysteries too

Then it’s flat top, dirty bob, coppin’ a feel
Grubbin’ on the livin’ room floor (so sore)
Yeah, they send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge
But all you want to do is learn how to score

[fieldmarshaldj]

You wanna look like Talcum X ?