1. Two weeks to flatten the curve
2. I meant two years
3. I meant until we hit 80% vaxxed
4. I meant 90% vaxxed
5. I meant 90% vaxxed + 2 boosters
6. I meant kids too
7. I meant repeating steps 1-6 for new variants
8. I meant eliminating the common cold
9. I meant dictatorship.
Oops! Those awful Trump vaccines were overrated. We got a new super-doop-shmooper vaccine that cures all diseases and makes you into mutant killer androids, just like in the scifi flicks. Take it or else. We need more killer androids.