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To: Michael.SF.

Why do parents burden their children with such horrific names?


4 posted on 02/15/2022 6:57:04 AM PST by EvilCapitalist (Merry Christmas Illhan!)
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To: EvilCapitalist

“Why do parents burden their children with such horrific names?”

when they give them such names they should outfit them with tiny handcuffs, jumpsuits, and turn their playpen upside down.


11 posted on 02/15/2022 7:06:25 AM PST by euram
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To: EvilCapitalist

I know some decent people named Brown.


14 posted on 02/15/2022 7:09:05 AM PST by matthew fuller (Resist this coercion like it’s slavery. It is. Kevin Homer, MD)
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To: EvilCapitalist

“Why do parents burden their children with such horrific names?”

when they give them such names they should outfit them with tiny handcuffs, jumpsuits, and turn their playpen upside down.


15 posted on 02/15/2022 7:10:01 AM PST by euram
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To: EvilCapitalist
Best take in the name thing:

The Substitute Teacher - Key and Peele

21 posted on 02/15/2022 7:15:01 AM PST by Michael.SF. (Never do anything illegal, when you are doing something illegal. )
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To: EvilCapitalist
Why do parents burden their children with such horrific names?

Well at least it isn't LaQuanda'Quintez Brown or some such tongue twister.

22 posted on 02/15/2022 7:17:21 AM PST by Avalon Memories (Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...)
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To: EvilCapitalist

because Ted Bundy Brown just didn’t sound right.


29 posted on 02/15/2022 7:23:24 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: EvilCapitalist

[[Why do parents burden their children with such horrific names?]]

Because see they’re pissed at the names that their parents gave them. It’s a vicious circle


38 posted on 02/15/2022 8:03:51 AM PST by Bob434
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To: EvilCapitalist

When mom is named Lasharquitanda it’s just what it is.


48 posted on 02/15/2022 8:18:15 AM PST by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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