[Veracious Poet]

Joe and Jill
Went up The Hill
To fetch a pail of money
Joe fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came bumbling after.

[dfwgator]

Joe and Jill
Went up the hill

Both with a buck and a quarter

When they came down
Jill had two-fifty

That ______ whore!

[Still Thinking]

That would explain the dementia.