Posted on 06/17/2022 7:07:14 AM PDT by lightman
Americans who think they might have been exposed to monkeypox should take precautions like masturbating 6 feet apart from their partner to prevent the spread of the virus, according to health officials.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention earlier this month issued a list of safe activities for sexually active patients to engage in. Among the recommendations are avoiding kissing and “having sex with your clothes on or covering areas where rash or sores are present.”
Patients and prospective patients are also advised to “wash your hands, fetish gear, sex toys and any fabrics” after having sex and “masturbate together at a distance of at least 6 feet, without touching each other and without touching any rash or sores.”
The odd guidance invoked New York City’s bizarre recommendation that sexually active people use “glory holes” during the coronavirus pandemic to prevent the spread of COVID-19.
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The vast majority of the monkeypox cases in England were connected to sexually active gay men, health officials said last week.
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The virus is not nearly as contagious as COVID-19 and is transmitted through bodily fluids and prolonged contact with infected areas, the health department said.
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Happy “pride month!”
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It’s monkeypox awareness month!
The CDC can’t even bring themselves to say that people with monkeypox maybe shouldn’t be having sex at all? The pursuit of unlimited sexual gratification cannot be deferred even when one has a serious, contagious disease? But shut down the churches during Covid!
Social distancing isn’t quite what I thought it was.
Compliments of the Biden admin.
People can’t afford food, gas or housing but masturbate a way at a six foot distance!!!!!!
Who the hell would?..............................🤢..
Yeah, they don’t dare put a damper on the sexual excesses of “Pride” month, but for two years they were telling us not to gather for Christmas.
To think we pay people to do this!.......................
CDC , Crazy Democrat Coven
The CDC is full of jerk-offs
“Incredible headline.”
Kinda but not really. It’s like the whole “sex education” in school thing: First we’re told that we need to know how sex works so we won’t have an accidental pregnancy or catch STD. THEN we need to know about “safe sex” because there are epidemics of STDs (which sex ed was supposed to prevent). NOW grade-school-aged kids need to know about anal sex, gender identity, and how to perform fellatio. And we’re told it’s so no one will abuse them. Hm.
So now there’s such a thing as “how to have guy-on-guy sex with someone who might have a virulent, contagious, transmissible illness and not catch it yourself” - you know, like there IS such a thing.
As a side note, a long time ago there was this giant 24-hour laundromat on E Colfax in Denver called “Smiley’s Laundromat.” Me and this gal I worked with used to take laundry to this place at midnight - that’s when she got off work and also it was crazy fun. Sometimes too crazy.
Sometimes there would be a bunch of gay dudes doing laundry there. My friend - she was very tough and had been in prison - would make all these scurrilous jokes about gay dudes’ laundry right in front of gay dudes who were doing their laundry. They would just sneer at us, like: “We’re the men! Get out of our way, you miserable females!”
Leslie Nielsen had it figured out in the Naked Gun movies.
*speaking slowly* It’s..... COMMUNISM.
FCOL! Can people simply not abstain for even a brief while?
Monkeypox
Is that a 58th variety of gender that we have never heard of before?
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